Washington Dc Funny Jokes to Tell
What is your best/worst Washington joke?
Updated 10:46 p.m.
We've looked at your D.C joke submissions, and here are four of the best:
A. If you dropped $400 on a client lunch, but spend $4.50 on a late dinner out of the office vending machine . . . you might be a Washington lawyer.
B. I am not a member of an organized political party. I am a Democrat.
C. Congress does two things well: nothing and over-react.
D. What's the difference between a congressman and a prostitute? There are some things a prostitute won't do for money.
Which one is your favorite?
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Defense Secretary Robert M. Gates includes anti-Washington jokes in just about every speech he gives outside of D.C. Instead of asking you what you think of his jokes -- those who hear them often roll their eyes, but we're not judging here -- we want to know your favorite federal Washington joke. Post one in the comments, and later today, we'll feature the best and worst of your submissions.
If you need inspiration, here's a mashup of some typical Gates one-liners, produced by Sirius XM.
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